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Some assembly required.
Use only as directed.
May cause drowsiness.
Subject to change without notice.
Batteries not included.
Not available in stores.
Contents may settle during shipment.
Do not try this at home.
No purchase necessary.
For educational purposes only.
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All rights reserved.
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As seen on TV.
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No ser-serviceable parts inside.
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Apply only to affected area.
Objects may be closer than they appear.
Ratd "E" for everyone.
Celebrity voice impersonated.
Sanitized for your protection.
For recreational use only.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
All films and promotions may not be available in all territories.
Refrigerate after opening.
Use in a well ventilated area
Accept no substitutes.
All models over 18 years of age.
Approved for veterans.
Action figures sold separately
A small shipping and handling charge may apply.
Possible side effects may include bleeding, vomiting, diarrhea, and dizziness.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Professional driver on closed track, do not attempt this on your own.
Some equipment shown is optional.
No shirt, no shoes, no service.
Freshest if consumed before date on carton.
This product is not a safe alternative to cigarettes.
Open to U.S. residents 18 years old or older with a valid driver's license.
Allow four to six weeks for delivery
Do not use near an open flame
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This conversation may be recorded for training purposes.
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Quitting now greatly reduces serious risks to your health.
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Studies have shown this causes cancer in laboratory rats.
Price does not include tax.
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Objects may be closer than they appear.
Not legal for trade.
Penalty for private use.
For off-road use only.
This area under surveilance.
Always keep hands and hair away from moving parts.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
For illustrative purposes only.
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Product sold by weight not volume.
You must be present to win.
Avoid contact with skin.
Past performance is no guarantee of future results.
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