|This is a monster snake horror comedy, loosely based on the Bram Stoker novel of the same name, which itself was based partly on the English legend of the Lambton Worm. In this movie it's the D'Ampton Worm - a huge white snake that was supposedly killed long ago when it was cut in half. At a celebration we see a huge paper n white worm being cut in half while a rock band sings a song about the legendary worm. Turns out, that whole cutting in half thing didn't work, because the worm is just trapped in a hole and Lady Marsh, a vampire snake woman worm worshiper, is biting people and trying to sacrifice a woman to the worm to free it. We see a few real snakes, a Burmese Python on TV, a rat snake, a Boa Constricor, and another Burmese Python, but Lady Marsh's snake things, including a game of Snakes and Ladders she likes to play with her vicims, are more fun.